Bukti kalau bahasa Indonesia lebih simpel dari bahasa Inggris

In English : 'Would you care to validate your previous statement?'
In Indonesian : 'SUMPE LO?!

In English : 'Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.'
In Indonesian : 'Nenek lu kiper!

In English : 'Would you care to elaborate on that statement?'
In Indonesian : 'MAKSUD LOH?!'

In English : 'There's a 75% chance I won't make it, I'm far too busy for ur stupid event.'
In Indonesian : 'Insya'allah gw dateng!'

In English : 'The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.'
In Indonesian : 'Rapatnya jam 8!'


In English :'Let's try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it'
In Indonesian : 'Mama minta pulsa'

In English : 'Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you'll find interesting.'
In Indonesian : 'Giordanonya, Kakaaak!'

In English : 'I've stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.'
In Indonesian : 'CEKIDOT GAN!'

In English : 'I'm so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I'm speechless and in awe.'
In Indonesian : 'ANJROT!'

In English : 'This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.'
In Indonesian : 'Sundul, Gan!'

In English : 'I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me.'
In Indonesian : 'Ntar gue nyusul.'

In English : 'You're absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already.'
In Indonesian : 'EMBEER!'

In English : 'That's so profound. I can't contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.'
In Indonesian : 'Dalem.'
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